New Product Idea: AutoSnooze 3000™

I know what you're thinking: "I already have an alarm clock." No you don't! At least, not an alarm clock like the AutoSnooze 3000™ Yes, »

DON'T PANIC!

Douglas Adams, author of the increasingly misnamed Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy, died yesterday of a heart attack, at the age of 49. This was »

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This time of year is always especially lovely. The air begins to cool, the leaves fall, and the smell of sap and fireplaces fill the air. »

Storm of the Century of the Week

I'm sorry, but I don't think I can feel threatened by anything named "Floyd." This latest hurricane that will plague the east coast of the U. »

Four of a Kind - 9/9/99

Disaster awaits. Of course it does. The news media are running out of stories. The demise of the internet is the news of the day. Today »