New Product Idea: AutoSnooze 3000™

I know what you're thinking: "I already have an alarm clock."

No you don't!

At least, not an alarm clock like the

AutoSnooze 3000™

Yes, that's right, the AutoSnooze 3000™ will make all of your alarm clock dreams come true!

Here's how it works:

  • When the first alarm goes off, the AutoSnooze 3000™ will automatically turn itself off after the specified (user configurable) duration, so that you don't have to press the "snooze" button! This way you have a warning that you're going to have to get up soon, without having to actually get out of bed (or reach over to your end-table) to turn off the alarm.

  • After the specified sleep time (which you set up through a handy menu) a second alarm will sound at slightly higher volume. This is a reminder that you will need to get up soon. It too will turn itself off after a specified duration.

  • Finally, a third (or fifth, or sixth - it's user-configurable) alarm will sound at a ridiculously loud volume, which means that you really do have to get up RIGHT NOW! This final alarm is optional.
Order now! Only three easy payments of $49.95.

AutoSnooze 3000™: 'cause waking up is hard to do.