Send a text message to Jough's mobile phone.

Who feels like actually having to speak to another human anymore? Now you don't have to!

Anytime, day or night, you can send Jough a brief text message to his mobile phone. Leave your e-mail address for added fun, and Jough may sign you up for great quantities of spam, and may even reply!

Just fill in the simple form, or else dash off an e-mail from your regular computational device thing-a-ma-bob at:

mobile+at+jough+dot+com

(Replace +, at, and dot with actual @ and . symbols)

If you leave your phone's text messaging e-mail address, Jough can reply right to your phone.

It's just that easy!

Some Helpful Tips!

• You only have 110 characters (including spaces) to write your message, so make every word count.

• Want Jough to actually call you back? Leave your name and phone number in the "Message" area.

• Line breaks will be stripped out, so don't rely on them to format your message.

• Use big words to impress Jough.

• Those who misuse "your/you're," "its/it's," or "their/there/they're" will be mocked excessively.

• Ditto those who write "should of."

• If you didn't understand the above two points, don't even bother leaving a message.

• Messages will be graded for penmanship. Neatness counts.